Quirky Carolers Mugs

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'He's maturing early.'

Violin family at Christmas

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"I compose using post it notes!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

Melody Cockroach.

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Five Gold Rings

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

"Why did we even buy a sofa if we never use it?"

Trumpet Clothesline.

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

This is the dance of how to get your bronze award.

Nadolig Llawen

Violinist playing his violin with an umbrella

'Does the soundtrack to my life always have to be played on a wobble board?'

Twelfth Day of Christmas

Bug Contemporary Music

"Geoffrey's joined a Lack of Personality cult."

The Christmas Choir of St. Nomophobia