Quirky Business Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a business humorist who loves a good laugh and a clever twist? Our collection features playful and witty items that showcase their creative edge. Perfect for inspiring more laughs and clever moments in the workplace or at home.

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Founder of Taxidermy Company

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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department." mockup

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

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'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.' mockup

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

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"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy." mockup

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

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"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing." mockup

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

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Spot the difference.

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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!' mockup

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!" mockup

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

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'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?' mockup

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

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"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out." mockup

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

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Sign - Halt manager crossing

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"Any questions?"

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell mockup

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

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"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95." mockup

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

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'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.' mockup

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

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Don't swallow. I've lost a contact. mockup

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

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"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma mockup

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

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"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better." mockup

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

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'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!' mockup

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

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'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.' mockup

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

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"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?" mockup

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

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"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling." mockup

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

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'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?' mockup

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

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'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.' mockup

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

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"Go ahead. Press one for more options." mockup

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

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'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

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"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!" mockup

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

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Quirky Business Humorist Gifts Collection

Quirky Business Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the quirky business humorist, full of witty quotes that make every coffee break a bright spot.

Quirky Business Humorist Pillows

Find cozy pillows that showcase their witty personality, adding humor and charm to any room.

Quirky Business Humorist Prints

Browse prints that celebrate their clever approach to business and humor, perfect for inspiring laughter at work or at home.

Quirky Business Humorist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that perfectly match a creative business humorist’s playful style, offering clever designs for everyday wear.