Quirky Business Follower Gifts

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Self-Employment

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

Staff turnover is higher than we planned.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Woman in bar showing off her toffee based shoes...'Jimmy Chews'

The spirit of creative challenge is the driving force of our corporate philosophy.

'It's the latest thing. I got him done at www.snuffed and stuffed.com!'

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"