Quirky Business Follower Mugs

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Self-Employment

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Staff turnover is higher than we planned.

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'It's the latest thing. I got him done at www.snuffed and stuffed.com!'

'You lied to me- I'm not a lemming am I?'

"When I suggested to corporate that we make our meetings more fun, I was hoping for more than just holding them in a sandbox."

The spirit of creative challenge is the driving force of our corporate philosophy.

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

The Niche Economy