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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Builders fashion range

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Magic mushroom

Dang clip ons!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Titan Arum

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

'Sorry Mr Bed-Bug, but I don't have any seedy hotel jobs available right now...'

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.