Quirky Bedtime Enthusiasts Gifts

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Sleeping masks

The pop-up book of fighters

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

Cot.

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

"Many, many news cycles ago..."

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

'Memo to the wife...'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

Suspicious family of werdios

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

I knew that guy was bad news.

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

We have mandatory retirement at my house, too. They make me go to bed by eight-thirty.