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Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

The pop-up book of fighters

Sleeping masks

"....At least we don't have to put quarters in this hot tub."

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Cot.

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

"Many, many news cycles ago..."

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

Suspicious family of werdios

'Memo to the wife...'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'