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"I couldn't sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Bed Seasons

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Giant Monster in Bath

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

The nerds go on their first road trip.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Mummy Beggar

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'