Quirky Sleepers Mugs

"I couldn't sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Fall on a desert island

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Bumblebee Flights...Buzz Europe, Buaa USA, Buss the world: 'We just fly willy-nilly all over the dang place!'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"