Quirky Banter Lovers Pillows

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"You left this on our ship."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Fresh pepper?"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Can I have flies with that'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

An Archeologic Dig

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Toenail clipping missile.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'