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'That's our founder and his parole officer.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

Storage Unit of Love

"We have a favor to ask."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Freak Family.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

Flatware Follies.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

Andy Warhol

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

"Precisely what do you find so provocative about me, Mr Golcz?"