Quirky Backstory Lover Pillows

'That's our founder and his parole officer.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Fishing.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"We have a favor to ask."

Storage Unit of Love

"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"It's marzipan pigs."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.

Mouse on mouse action.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"