Quirky App Collector Pillows

Death App

Beta finger app

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The other digital divide.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

For the new gardener.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Cat with mouse tie.

'Our new app sells for $100 and detects intelligence. If a customer buys one, they don't have any.'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

The last will and testement...

'I should get this remote control looked at.'