Phone App Collectors Pillows

"Nuts to you, too."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

The other digital divide.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Everyone relax. I've just downloaded the 'Find-Your-Remote' app."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

'Our new app sells for $100 and detects intelligence. If a customer buys one, they don't have any.'

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Mega Phone

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

'My phone's got an app that allows me to make phone calls.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

Santa Claus delivers toys and Apps.