Quirky Message Collector Pillows

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

First and last day as census taker...

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Evolution...the modern-brush fox.

"U R like so ded!"

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

Deer Crossing With Attitude

Listenin' in

Loose seal

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

'Go away. I'm not buying any of your junk.'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

The last will and testement...

'Isn't this great? Now Winston can know we're excited to see him too!'

A guide to ancient instruments.

Crumhorn

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

Umpire School Taking A Ball Four.

Auction Rooms 'Gone to lunch' sign.

"I need a card that's heavy on caring but light on commitment."

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

Octopus-bagpipes

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

Banana peel warning sign with slipped and wrecked cars.

Wonky Traffic Sign

No halo, no wings, no service.