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'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Doubledecker bus stop

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

The Booger.

"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Pirate trying on parrots.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.