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Armstrong, I'm not qualified to give you dating advice. When it comes to that stuff, I'm the WORST. Why not ask Randy? Because Randy's advice is as good as it gets. There's nothing to improve on, so it's a bad investment. But if someone gives me glaringly bad advice, I can easily spot the errors, correct them, and compile it all into a best-selling advice book. Dating tip #1: Dating is not an investment. Beautiful. Keep 'em coming.
'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!
"We're looking for something for our panic room."
Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.
Open House of Horrors
"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."
Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.
"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."
"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"
Doubledecker bus stop
Cosmetic Stone Mason.
"We're out of flowers."
'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.
"Mr. Wilson? I'm Dr. Bradshaw. Please come in."
Crossword bathroom tiles.
'Extreme acupuncture.'
During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.
Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.
The Booger.
Mad Social Scientist School
"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"
"Love the exposed chessboard."
Sewing Machines in Surgery
"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."
Pirate trying on parrots.
The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these
'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'
Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains
5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket
"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."
'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'
Freak Accident Specialist
Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!
"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."
'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'
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