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"I'm sorry, but he's having his teeth filed to needle-sharp points. Can I take a message?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

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Sheep In Curlers

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Cat Boss

Deer Cross Dressing.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Tapped Tree

'Shred that last mental note I gave you.'

Sugar Machine

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Fruit of the Loon"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

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'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Time For This Odd House

'Sure I can chat - just let me pull over to the shoulder.'

'How soon can you start?'

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'He's notorious for pushing the envelope.'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

Asian Man shows chiropodist curled up toes, due to wearing curled up shoes.

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Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks