Quirky Property Fan T-Shirts

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Antler Buzzers.

Doubledecker bus stop

An exaggeration of estate agents

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'A Dust Cow'.

Crazy paving company.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."