Quirky Property Fan T-Shirts

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Antler Buzzers.

An exaggeration of estate agents

Doubledecker bus stop

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Crazy paving company.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

'A Dust Cow'.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

The Booger.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie. Hock pa-tooie."

Pirate trying on parrots.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice