Quintessential Gourmet Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the essence of gourmet creativity? Our collection of quirky, culinary-inspired items celebrates culinary artistry and delightfully indulgent tastes. Perfect for food enthusiasts who love adding a dash of humor and personality to their kitchens or dining spaces, these products are a tasty blend of wit and charm that will leave a memorable impression.

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'How gauche! Serving oyster crackers with clam chowder.'

'How gauche! Serving oyster crackers with clam chowder.' mockup

'How gauche! Serving oyster crackers with clam chowder.'

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager." mockup

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..." mockup

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos." mockup

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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To do before Saturday...

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Too much cilantro

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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The Main Types of Cheese

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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce." mockup

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!" mockup

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test." mockup

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

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PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES mockup

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'." mockup

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

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Cheese

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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'This wine is dreadful - try some.' mockup

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

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'Is this still America?'

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Holiday Supplies

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?" mockup

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.' mockup

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

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'Cooking'

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'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...' mockup

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

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"The bagels are better in New York." mockup

"The bagels are better in New York."

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"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food." mockup

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

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Quintessential Gourmet Gifts Collection

Quintessential Gourmet Mugs

Explore a delightful range of gourmet-inspired mugs that bring humor and elegance to every sip—perfect for food lovers who enjoy their coffee or tea with a side of wit.

Quintessential Gourmet Pillows

Discover cozy, gourmet-inspired pillows that infuse humor and style into any kitchen or living space, celebrating culinary creativity with a playful touch.

Quintessential Gourmet Prints

Browse our gourmet art prints to elevate your culinary decor, blending artistic flair with your love of gourmet cuisine in stylish, eye-catching designs.

Quintessential Gourmet T-Shirts

Find fun and fashionable gourmet-themed t-shirts that let food aficionados wear their passion proudly and add a humorous culinary twist to their wardrobe.