Quinoa Queen Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the vibrant, health-conscious spirit of the quinoa queen? Our collection of witty and stylish items celebrates those who thrive on wholesome eating and creative living. Whether it’s a playful mug, a witty t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these unique products are perfect for anyone passionate about superfoods and vibrant wellness. Brighten her day with a thoughtful, amusing gift that reflects her lively personality and love for nutritious fun.

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"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa." mockup

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

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Queen of Quinoa

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"I'm right off my quinoa doc."

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Happy Knife, Happy Wife

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Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin mockup

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

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"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?" mockup

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

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'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.' mockup

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

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'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!' mockup

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

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"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?" mockup

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

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The Royal Wii

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'Anybody for breakfast?'

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"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite." mockup

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

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"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing." mockup

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

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'I cut myself slashing the budget!' mockup

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

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Everybody forgot his jubilee.

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'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?' mockup

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

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A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game? mockup

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

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"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality." mockup

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

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'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.' mockup

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

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'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?' mockup

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

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"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home." mockup

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

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'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!' mockup

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

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The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa. mockup

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

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'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!' mockup

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

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The Queen

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'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?' mockup

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

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'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.' mockup

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

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Granny Wear

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Stand back - while I whip something up mockup

Stand back - while I whip something up

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'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?' mockup

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

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'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.' mockup

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

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'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.' mockup

'Oh, that's your Grandpa -- I couldn't bring myself to cut his head off.'

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One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking. mockup

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

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"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man." mockup

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

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'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!' mockup

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

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Quinoa Queen Gifts Collection

Quinoa Queen Mugs

Discover our full range of quinoa queen mugs for a playful and stylish way to start each day with health and humor.

Quinoa Queen Pillows

Check out our quirky quinoa queen pillows to add humor and comfort to her living space.

Quinoa Queen Prints

Browse our energetic quinoa queen prints to inspire her healthy lifestyle and brighten up her home décor.

Quinoa Queen T-Shirts

Explore more fun and fashionable quinoa queen t-shirts to showcase her vibrant personality and love for healthy living.