Quiet Carriage Navigators Gifts

"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"

A Preschool of Fish

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

Babies

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Cr�che Seige

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

Things You Should Know About...

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

My wife had quads

"Well he smells like his father."

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

Moral Ambiguity

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

Baby Do Something.

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

"Land ahoy!"

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'