Quiet Carriage Navigators Gifts

"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

A Preschool of Fish

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Babies

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

Cr�che Seige

Things You Should Know About...

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Parents sleeping on big pile of nappies while baby sleeps in bed

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

Baby Do Something.

My wife had quads

'That is one absorbent nappy.'

"Well he smells like his father."

"So he cries and you give him a bottle. I never thought of that."

Moral Ambiguity

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

"Mom says he's a bouncing baby boy. . . wanna try it?"

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

"Land ahoy!"