Quick-pass Quipster Gifts

Looking for a gift for the quick-pass quipster? Celebrate their sharp wit with our collection of humorous and clever products. These gifts are ideal for those who love a good laugh and always have a witty comeback ready. From fun mugs to playful t-shirts, find the perfect way to showcase their sharp sense of humor. Whether it's for a special occasion or just because, these items will bring a smile and a chuckle.

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?" mockup

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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'Is the water cold?'

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"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day." mockup

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

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'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.' mockup

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

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"I'm catching up on my inertia."

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Official Seal

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"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!" mockup

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

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The Quantum Mechanic...

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$'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.$

$'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge. mockup$

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

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"Wife and two hernias to support!" mockup

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

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Death Watch

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Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible. mockup

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

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"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody." mockup

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

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"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch." mockup

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

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Large Hadron Colliider-scope

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'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.' mockup

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

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'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar) mockup

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

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"I'll have an entendre...make it a double."

"I'll have an entendre...make it a double." mockup

"I'll have an entendre...make it a double."

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'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.' mockup

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

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Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap. mockup

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

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'Please sir - all of them!'

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"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?" mockup

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

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Inside the Large Hadron Collider

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'I got 50p - how much did you get?' mockup

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

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"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before." mockup

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

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"What town are we in??"

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Heisenberg Witness Protection Program mockup

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

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'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.' mockup

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

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Quick-pass Quipster Gifts Collection

Quick-pass Quipster Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the quick-pass quipster and find the perfect witty gift to start their day with humor.

Quick-pass Quipster Pillows

Find humorous pillows for the quick-pass quipster that add personality and wit to any living space.

Quick-pass Quipster Prints

Browse our prints featuring clever quotes and humorous artwork, ideal for the quick-pass quipster’s creative personality.

Quick-pass Quipster T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the quick-pass quipster, and give them a playful, clever style statement.