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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Which way up do you want it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

We learn by doing

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Business Philosophy 101.

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'