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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Which way up do you want it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

We learn by doing

"I think he's been capitalised!"

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

Financial Eyesight