Quick Banter Enthusiast Gifts

Looking for a gift for a quick banter enthusiast? Our collection captures the fun in spontaneous wit and clever comebacks. From humorous mugs to cheeky t-shirts, surprise them with something that celebrates their favorite pastime—making every conversation lively and entertaining.

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Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible. mockup

Two men jogging past one another trying to get as many words in as possible.

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.' mockup

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore. mockup

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

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Two Men Discuss Ministers.

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"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet." mockup

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

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"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it." mockup

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

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"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative." mockup

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

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"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

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"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night." mockup

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

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"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor." mockup

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

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'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?' mockup

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

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How to Do Small Talk??!!

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"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom." mockup

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

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'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.' mockup

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

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"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure." mockup

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

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"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather." mockup

"What do you mean, I hardly moved all night? I was constantly dancing around politics, religion and the weather."

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"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm." mockup

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

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"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?" mockup

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

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"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong." mockup

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

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