Quick Action Lover Pillows

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Overjumpers

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Hollywood home run.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'What movie do you want to see?'

'Uh-oh! Looks like there's going to be a fight.'

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

Fight Club.

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

'Kevin's haircut saves the day'

Sticky Kung-fu

'Who wants to be Mother f*cker?'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'Do you think these extreme sports will catch on?'