Live Action Lover Pillows

'Uh-oh! Looks like there's going to be a fight.'

Overjumpers

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"Tong!"

Juggler and Illusionist

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'None shall pass!'

"They're texting it in."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Hollywood home run.

Jaimie Alexander

Ashley Judd

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'What movie do you want to see?'

Fight Club.

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

'Creepy.'

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

Boring Theatre

The Baby in the Theatre

"We heard you were dying in here."

Quentin Tarantino

'Why would I pay you when I can watch you for free on YouTube?'

'Kevin's haircut saves the day'

Love Reaper