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'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Overjumpers

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Hollywood home run.

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

"Dang! This guy's good!"

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'Uh-oh! Looks like there's going to be a fight.'

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

Fight Club.

'Whew! If I survive this, I'm going to start working out.'

Jaimie Alexander

Ashley Judd

'What movie do you want to see?'

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

Quentin Tarantino

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

Shooter uses silencer for gunfight in library.

'Who wants to be Mother f*cker?'

Sticky Kung-fu

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'Kevin's haircut saves the day'

Love Reaper