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Fast food. Even faster food

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Can I have flies with that'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

Kentucky Fried Horse