Quick Eats Lover Mugs

"Impressive. When can you start?"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Fast Food Menu Selections

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Back in 5 minutes!

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Can I have flies with that'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Nutrition-Free Diet