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"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

Thrift: 'Collect a smaller child than your own from school... It eats less and fits the old clothes of the previous child.'

"Hello, Mari...we brought you some flowers. No, they're not real... I thought artificial ones would last longer."

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

'I worked hard, made my millions. There's nothin left to do except give it away - but I'm too cheap!'

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"What's good tonight...under $5?"

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

High electricity prices

You're economizing. ONly one letter in the alphabet soup.

'Ten Pounds for a packet of cornflakes!'

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