Economical Eater T-Shirts

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'We let our products speak for themselves. This is ‘I Can't Believe It's So Tasty And Price-Friendly In Today's Demanding Market.' '

"The crab Florentine is excellent, but the rack of lamb has limited downside risk.''

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

Food Prices

We'll pass on the entrees...

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

Speculators and Food Production

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

"We use the cheapest ingredients and pass the savings on to you."

Pizza By The Slice

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Al's Diner. All You Can Eat $4.95. Well, shall we scurry up and down the food chain?

Please give! Buying organic food doesn't come cheap.

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

Actually, not overspending on the latest fashion is the new black.

"With so many kids, I can't afford holiday activities, so we come to the beach every day..."

'With our low prices we can't afford a chef.'

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.

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