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"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'Yes, Bob, Allan's wife did let him buy tickets to the big game, but then Allan didn't spend all his allowance on nachos and beer, now, did he?'

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

"Psssst! Hot dog?"

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

"So, that's twenty seven breakfast rolls, sixteen bacon sandwiches. . ."

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'Well, yeah, the hot dog is 10?, but the BUN is $3.40.'

Thrift: 'Collect a smaller child than your own from school... It eats less and fits the old clothes of the previous child.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?

'I worked hard, made my millions. There's nothin left to do except give it away - but I'm too cheap!'

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

"Hello, Mari...we brought you some flowers. No, they're not real... I thought artificial ones would last longer."

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

'I can't afford dinner and a movie, but I brought a hamburger and a YouTube URL,'

"What's good tonight...under $5?"

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

"2023 omelettes...Cereal."

'Ten Pounds for a packet of cornflakes!'

You're economizing. ONly one letter in the alphabet soup.

"Impressive. When can you start?"

All You Can Eat $5.75. Remember, now -- first we pig out, then we duck out.