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"Dang! This guy's good!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Book Me!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Robot walking pet robot

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Love Birds love just being together

"Happy Birthday!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"It's a great work!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."