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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

bird interprets modern art

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Book Me!

Robot walking pet robot

Love Birds love just being together

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Happy Birthday!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Prisoner still life painting.

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Picasso'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"It's a great work!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'