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Medical Milestones - The men who shook Arnold Schwazenegger's hand and lived.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Overjumpers

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Steve McQueen

"Housekeeping?!"

"Hugh fans!"

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

They soon changed their name..