Classic Action Lover Gifts

Medical Milestones - The men who shook Arnold Schwazenegger's hand and lived.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Overjumpers

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Leslie Caron.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Steve McQueen

"Hugh fans!"

"Housekeeping?!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Martin Scorsese

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Jack Nicholson

Sylvester Stallone

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'