Quiche Enthusiast Gifts

Give quiche a chance!

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Inflatable Duck Boat

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

Served "giant claw" style.

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."

"I wish I was special."