Quiche Enthusiast Pillows

Give quiche a chance!

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

A production line adds condiments to cars

"I wish I was special."

"I see ketchup from the burger place and mustard from the hot dog place. Your shirt is a browser history of what you've eaten."

Served "giant claw" style.

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'