Questions Guru Gifts

Reaearching the organisation you are seeking to join enables you to ask sensible questions at the end of an interview.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Homo Gamus

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Whack-a-molecule

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

National Academy of Sport

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Keep Fit.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

Congratulations on the new you!

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Prawn Amend

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'