Queens Enthusiast Pillows

Somewhere in Queens

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

The Queen

"And that won't wake me either."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Cleopatra

Elizabeth I

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Freddie Mercury

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Proper little princess.

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

Three people waiting in a queue.

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

King and Queen in Bathrobes

'Help pay motoring fine - anyone want to buy a Scottish castle?'

Stand in the Q.

"What took so long? I wanted to be thorough, so instead of singing Happy Birthday while washing my hands, I sang Bohemian Rhapsody."

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'Homo Sapiens'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"Get your earplugs. There's a princess coming and you know how they love to sing to the forst animals..."

"Hey, no pushing!!"

'I know where you live!'

'It's a book about gays.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

Queen Mary II

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'