Queens Enthusiast Mugs

Somewhere in Queens

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

The Queen

Cleopatra

Elizabeth I

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Proper little princess.

God Save the Queen - Standing Room Only

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"I wish I had his I.Q.!"

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

Three people waiting in a queue.

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

King and Queen in Bathrobes

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

'Help pay motoring fine - anyone want to buy a Scottish castle?'

"What took so long? I wanted to be thorough, so instead of singing Happy Birthday while washing my hands, I sang Bohemian Rhapsody."

'Homo Sapiens'

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"Get your earplugs. There's a princess coming and you know how they love to sing to the forst animals..."

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Hey, no pushing!!"

'I know where you live!'

'It's a book about gays.'

Queen Mary II

"No, no, I'm Repunzel. You want next door."