Kings And Queens Enthusiast Pillows

"Sire, why sign the peace treaty now? In three more years we could call this the thirty year war."

"Good game."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Surprise!"

The Salmon Run

TV jester.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

Basketball.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

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'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Don Quichotte

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Kobe Bryant

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'