Queen Of The Anthill T-Shirts

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

The Three Wise Queens

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Lady Macbeth

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Cat with Crown.

"I'm a working mom."

"Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner. I've been out of the office since I got fired."

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

'I live in an apartment. Do you have 'Good ApartmentKeeping'?'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

Women's day on March 8th.

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen turned into Kitten

Housewife

Queen Mary II

A planet like ours - "...same as yeaterday ma'am. Eating all day, followed by birth to 8 million."

'Cracks in the commode have made for wee-wee leaks.'

"Doctor, this week I have read Anna Karenina, Pride & Prejudice and Jane Eyre."

"Mom sent us over while she gets the carpet cleaned."

'So you lost the war -- it's still a personal best!'

"Come home, Margaret! It's your wedding night! I'm sure the lads will understand."