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'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Building Sandcastles.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Windmill

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Deer of Spring.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

A businessman with moose antlers sprouting from his hat.

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

James Boswell

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Planet of the Ants

No caption (Ants take food to an ant hill, while in the background a bottle lies next to a another ant hill's cellar door).

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

A baroque elk.

Reserve Ants

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

I took up antkeeping.