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Newton's Anvil!

"Do me next."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Arts and crafts

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Dog with Anchor Lead

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Project Manager Showdown

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Pelican and Origami

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

'After counsel said, 'You did it', the defendant said, 'Did not', followed by a, 'Did too'. . .'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Christmas Craftwork

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

'What's oriole sex'

"Get a life!"

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

'You may have too much anchor for this boat,'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Overruled!"

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'