Anthill Enthusiast Prints

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Building Sandcastles.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Windmill

The Deer of Spring.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

A businessman with moose antlers sprouting from his hat.

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Planet of the Ants

James Boswell

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

A baroque elk.

Reserve Ants

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.