Anthills T-Shirts

No caption (Ants take food to an ant hill, while in the background a bottle lies next to a another ant hill's cellar door).

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

God save the Queen.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'I started to suggest we go look for some excitement but heck, this is where the action is!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

Ant Drones

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Planet of the Ants

James Boswell

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

"We have some architects in our colony."

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

Quill

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Reserve Ants