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'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

"Do me next."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

The Worm Charmer

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Butterflies

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Building Sandcastles.

Bird Torture.

"Not now, Oliver."

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'