Ant Buddy Gifts

"Do me next."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Butterflies

The Worm Charmer

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Not now, Oliver."

Bird Torture.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Building Sandcastles.

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he's lonely.'

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.