Anthill Architect T-Shirts

No caption (Ants take food to an ant hill, while in the background a bottle lies next to a another ant hill's cellar door).

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

Nest building

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

'In my day, it was 50% soldiers and 50% workers... Now it is 50% soldiers, 20% managers, 20% admin and only 10% workers...'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'I was a lawyer for a start-up tech company, taking my pay in stock, and after they went public, I retired at age 26!'

Balcony that resembles a scary mouth.

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

"It's absolutely brilliant."

Changing the dream

Salvador Dali Memorial Playground

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

Paths.

Castles in the air: Dreaming big.